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guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy)

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augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

48 minutes ago ▫ 452,164 notes ▫ (0fficial-damaraleonardnimoy)
How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin)

49 minutes ago ▫ 294,304 notes ▫ (zeroyalvikinggodtiermeowlin)
Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.
50 minutes ago ▫ 49,487 notes ▫ (0fficial-damarasassy-spoon)

panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: panducky)

51 minutes ago ▫ 169,060 notes ▫ (theaveragefishpanducky)

psychopathicrevolutions:

thilk:

sometimes homestuck characters get interpreted so badly that if the fandom were to organize a roleplay contest and hussie would join, hussie would lose

i wish this wasn’t true

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