"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
sometimes homestuck characters get interpreted so badly that if the fandom were to organize a roleplay contest and hussie would join, hussie would lose
i wish this wasn’t true